![]() if it really takes 8-10 hours for your internet. "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."Īnd that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.Автор сообщения: PhoenixAscendedbro 100 gigs takes 1 1/2 hours or less, are you using 2G internet or something? I can see it now.Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. ![]() 50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a. But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?Īvada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. ![]() Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.Īnd have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. ![]() You aren't looking at it-you're looking at a picture of it. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. ![]() Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. ![]()
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